Late 002_SUPERHERO

[scenario: 20+ mins late. 5 consecutive days.  Destination: Office] 

Maki: *walks normally*

colleague: hey you! who do you think are?

Maki: i'm LATEMAN!!! and lateman always comes late!

colleague: *sigh*

Maki: WOOOOOOSSSSHHH!!! *super hero glide*

Late 001_PIZZA

[scenario: 20mins late.  Destination: Office] 

Maki: *walks normally*

Boss: Hey why are you late?

Maki: do I look like a PIZZA?

Boss: What?

Maki: only PIZZA's can be late... *walks away*

 

Introduction

BE ON TIME.

punctuality - is the characteristic of being able to complete a required task or fulfill an obligation before or at a previously-designated time. "Punctual" is often used synonymously with "on time." (from wiki)

We have to admit punctuality is a rare trait now a days. At some point of your life you've been late... and failed to be on time. Half-way there you're already baking a juicy, believable and witty alibi. This is one of humanity's common ground ~being late ~, let us sit back relax and have few laughs about it (say what???)